how can u be prego again
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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