Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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