I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
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ill be your whore gnome ;]
@ 2:52 PM nice Meme reference!
we'd need a whole lot of gnomes . . .
why gnomes? wouldnt dwarfs be cuter? if they are whores i would expect that you would want them to look fuckable!
There are. You're just unworthy of their skanky cleaning abilities.
Is the whore a prerequisite?
I'm pretty sure the OT was referring to gnomes that would sweep your home clean of whores and their effects, the morning after. Not gnomes you could sleep with.
"Step one: Clean up whores!"
"Step two: ......."
"Step three: Profit!!!"
gnomes have feelings to......
my whore gnome services are exclusively for the op, sorry 4:33
2:35.... I mean, really? Because, like, I feel like you either wouldn't actually be, or you are ugly. Those are just guesses. But if you are for real here, I have room for a whore gnome in my life. For now I'd say the best way to contact me is still this tfln message board.