I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
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@ 2:52 PM nice Meme reference!
ill be your whore gnome ;]
we'd need a whole lot of gnomes . . .
why gnomes? wouldnt dwarfs be cuter? if they are whores i would expect that you would want them to look fuckable!
Is the whore a prerequisite?
There are. You're just unworthy of their skanky cleaning abilities.
I'm pretty sure the OT was referring to gnomes that would sweep your home clean of whores and their effects, the morning after. Not gnomes you could sleep with.
"Step one: Clean up whores!"
"Step two: ......."
"Step three: Profit!!!"
gnomes have feelings to......
my whore gnome services are exclusively for the op, sorry 4:33
2:35.... I mean, really? Because, like, I feel like you either wouldn't actually be, or you are ugly. Those are just guesses. But if you are for real here, I have room for a whore gnome in my life. For now I'd say the best way to contact me is still this tfln message board.