Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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