his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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