i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
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No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
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It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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