Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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