Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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