I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
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