I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
Randomize
