Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
she pinky promised me she was 18
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
You are a genius and a whore.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Randomize
