Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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