But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
We won't sleep together?
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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