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  • Eighty Eight

    Submitted by Eightyeight on Jul 14, 12 at 1:34pm
    • Number of times he took 11 shots to the face from his "Uncle's" basketball buddies, AFTER they stretched his rectum far enough to accept multiple tennis balls.

      Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Jul 15, 12 at 11:35pm
  • Lol...I've been there! I'm sure the rest of the motel guests thought someone was dying in our room!

    Submitted by locked85 on Jul 14, 12 at 1:48pm
  • Seriously, who doesn't love a "noise machine"?! Because if you don't, you deserve to get hit by a vending machine that was just pushed down an olympic luge course...

    Submitted by DonkeyLipps on Jul 14, 12 at 9:16pm