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    Submitted by locked85 on Jul 14, 12 at 1:48pm

    Lol...I've been there! I'm sure the rest of the motel guests thought someone was dying in our room!

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    Submitted by DonkeyLipps on Jul 14, 12 at 9:16pm

    Seriously, who doesn't love a "noise machine"?! Because if you don't, you deserve to get hit by a vending machine that was just pushed down an olympic luge course...

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    Submitted by Eightyeight on Jul 14, 12 at 1:34pm

    Eighty Eight

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      Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Jul 15, 12 at 11:35pm

      Number of times he took 11 shots to the face from his "Uncle's" basketball buddies, AFTER they stretched his rectum far enough to accept multiple tennis balls.