mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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