Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
I forgot how hot balto sounded
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
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He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
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You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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