Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
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There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
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See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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