If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
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Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
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bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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