Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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Dude, marry this girl! Go out right now, pick out a ring, and lock that shit down ASAP. Finding a chick that WANTS to start he day off by giving you head, yea those aren't easy to find brother! You're a very lucky man. Relish the moment bc it won't stay like that forever. I'm jealous tho
When opportunity knocks...
That's using your head.
If this wasn't a mass text, she's a keeper.
I wish I could give head every morning!
She's a keeper!
So much win
That is totally effin awesome! Marry that girl, or at least bring her chocolates.
Wife that girl
Washington, DC rocks!
Before I say this chick is a keeper, I need to see a time lapse btwn texts.
Little did we know that this was a text between Hillary and Carl Rove
Honestly sounds like a dude, not just to be contrary.
You should share her
Full of win