Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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Dude, marry this girl! Go out right now, pick out a ring, and lock that shit down ASAP. Finding a chick that WANTS to start he day off by giving you head, yea those aren't easy to find brother! You're a very lucky man. Relish the moment bc it won't stay like that forever. I'm jealous tho
When opportunity knocks...
I wish I could give head every morning!
If this wasn't a mass text, she's a keeper.
She's a keeper!
That's using your head.
Washington, DC rocks!
That is totally effin awesome! Marry that girl, or at least bring her chocolates.
So much win
Wife that girl
You should share her
Before I say this chick is a keeper, I need to see a time lapse btwn texts.
Honestly sounds like a dude, not just to be contrary.
Little did we know that this was a text between Hillary and Carl Rove
Full of win