she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
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I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
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You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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