We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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