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  • After you, sir.

    Submitted by kin_in_in on Mar 18, 13 at 2:55pm
  • Now I have the image of a vagina with a groomed mustache, top hat, and monocle. Indeed!

    Submitted by porthos9438 on Mar 19, 13 at 9:45pm
  • It's not a beard, moustache, or a goatee; it's a bush. Clean that shit up

    Submitted by hwrecker on Mar 18, 13 at 2:45pm
    • However, during the Stanley Cup playoffs, it is acceptable to have and refer to it as a playoff beard! Go Wings!

      Submitted by Fattness84 on Mar 18, 13 at 2:50pm
      • it seems reasonable to me...I'm starting to hope the hawks don't make the playoffs now...

        Submitted by LemmePhister on Mar 19, 13 at 11:39pm
  • It pulls out chairs for ladies??

    Submitted by sven308 on Mar 18, 13 at 3:43pm
  • 100 pounds overweight and reeking of scotch and cigar smoke?

    Submitted by divrekku on Mar 18, 13 at 3:48pm
  • Fatness. You have no ground to stand on. Unless you consider your clit sized penis a vagina. Oh and fuck hockey and Canada.

    Submitted by bass80hz on Mar 18, 13 at 6:08pm