and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
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he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
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Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
And then my night got REAL pukey
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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