So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
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that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
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Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
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