I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
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Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
How external is "for external use only"?
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
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Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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