and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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