i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
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Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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