Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Randomize
