it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
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We tried having a conversation with our noses.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
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I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
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my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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