Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
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One time I was driving and I hit a squirrel. I then took the squirrel, breaded it, fried it, and ate dinner. Man that was some quality squirrel.
Haha now that's love
So this is a dumb tfln. It is not impossible btw. All u need is a condom and hand warmers. So all u who said it is impossible and that this person is dumb...maybe u r!
That's what I call family unity
Fuck i'm so fucked up right now due to sleep deprivation
That's what family is for.
I think the guy trying to get people to drink bleach is funniest thing I've read all day. And I've been on this site for hours.
why a condom? do you stick a pin in the end and just sort of spray it? or was a condom the only container to hand at the time?
i voted bad night, only because you can pass a drug test :p
first of all this wouldn't work anyway you fuckin morons...pee has to be within 2 degrees of 98.6 degrees and they do test the temp to make sure idiots like this don't bring in urine from other people so unless you put it in a fucking coffee thermos which you wouldn't have been able to take into the bathroom either this is impossible
lol get a catheter and leg bag next time. easier and cleaner.
he should have drank a LOT of water beforehand, or taken a shot of bleech (cap full)
Re: 12:29. Please do not drink bleech. This is not good advice. You will burn your esophagus, throw up, and likely end up at the hospital.
hooray for family haha
this is awesome. gotta love hippie cousins that show up to thanksgiving high
Sounds like my (thank god) ex step dad. But he had no need for handwarmers, he just shoved it up his ass
740 what the he'll dies that even remotely has to do with this? Really.
to the people who think you can't pass a drug test if someone pees for you--you have to keep it warm the way they do in prison. use your imagination.
12:29 your supposed to drink a full cup of bleach it work best if you mix it whith ammonia.
A good friend tells you not to do drugs, a best friend pees in a condem for you
- a best friend:D
Hahaha ur a sport. We all need a little clean urine once in awhile
8:56, actually, you're fucking wrong. it could have been one of the over the counter take home tests that is just a dipstick. no temp strip.
"Happy Thanksgiving! Pass the pee, please!"
8:56 is correct...there is a reason why they test the urine for temp...and no, holding it close to your body will not work. Sounds like a family full of morons.
My girl friends so did this over thanksgiving break. He'll yaa.