Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
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Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
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He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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