As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
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(1-319):\nAs payment for trying to repay me for watching your dumb drunk ass with some other dudes shorts, I'm giving you a dirty sanchez in your sleep. Bitch.
This way, we can both have the same origin of our crabs :)