There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
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I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
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Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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