Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
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Is it to compensate for your small organ?
If by any chance you do get the piano, name your dick The Pianist.
More likely to end up trying to play "Chopsticks" with your penises...
All yo ho's be A flat.
You've been reading _Fifty Shades of Grey_, haven't you, OP?