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  • 81 51
    Submitted by porksword on Oct 16, 12 at 11:27am

    Is it to compensate for your small organ?

  • 62 63
    Submitted by Grazztoke420 on Oct 16, 12 at 11:02am

    If by any chance you do get the piano, name your dick The Pianist.

  • 51 55
    Submitted by Micholder on Oct 16, 12 at 11:30am

    More likely to end up trying to play "Chopsticks" with your penises...

  • 38 41
    Submitted by atlas117 on Oct 19, 12 at 12:58pm

    Porksword ftw

  • 35 45
    Submitted by CloroxTaco on Oct 16, 12 at 12:26pm

    All yo ho's be A flat.

  • 34 67
    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Oct 16, 12 at 7:26pm

    You've been reading _Fifty Shades of Grey_, haven't you, OP?