Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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