I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
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I think I need to document your relationship on film. You know, for science.
Sounds like a pretty fun evening of events to me
Are the tits, positions and pasta simultaneous?
Jeez, girl. You need to get some fuckin' pussy already. Shit ain't right.
Sounds like your dad's gotten weird since you moved back home.