I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
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