Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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