don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
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They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
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Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
why is half of my head shaved?
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