I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
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By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
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I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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