He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
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Reply with "come over and fuck me" and the dog vids will stop
Twat-blocked is the parlance, I believe.
If your hands are free to reply and your brain can make an intelligible sentence, you're doing it wrong.
Why bother to answer texts when you're masturbating?!