does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
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tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
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We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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