I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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