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Kareoke will never be a sober sport

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(702): Kareoke will never be a sober sport http://tfl.nu/39pw

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What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.

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(217): What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light. http://tfl.nu/5lx0

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my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night

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(978): my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night http://tfl.nu/ky4c

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The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.

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(626): The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with. http://tfl.nu/h0cz

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I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.

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(513): I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this. http://tfl.nu/ok35

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(404): View more from Georgia

What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?

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(404): What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender? http://tfl.nu/bcp3

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(816): View more from Missouri

Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!

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(816): Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?! http://tfl.nu/dodw

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She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"

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(309): She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat" http://tfl.nu/3rr9

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She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.

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(701): She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv. http://tfl.nu/rbou

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I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.

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(814): I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer. http://tfl.nu/0v9r

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I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.

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(620): I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify. http://tfl.nu/e3b2

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Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.

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(208): Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch. http://tfl.nu/hfll

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(817): View more from Texas

I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.

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Not yet.

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(817): I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous. (512): Not yet. http://tfl.nu/l0rj

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Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together

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(231): Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together http://tfl.nu/n1xx

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I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.

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That's all I've ever wanted.

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(307): I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up. (303): That's all I've ever wanted. http://tfl.nu/ydlb

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