sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
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