I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
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Thats why you hit on the girls that are already shitshow drunk.\nShed probably think that was poetic.
I literally laughed so loud at this that I woke up a baby.
you suck at life,
I cannot stop laughing when i picture this happening
Couldn't even fit in a "less filling, tastes great"? \n\n...At least it wasn't Coors Light.
hahahahaha this should be a commercial
Hahaha! Were I that drunk or that lost for words?
Should of used a Miller.
At least someone else agrees that coors sucks
Thought the only ones who still drank PBR were me and my dad.
Wrong beer, guy.
Fuckin hilarious! Maybe next time, chief!
Sounds like something I'd do. Small talk is not my forte...
Third worst approach I gave ever seen!
Bud light? WTF - next time say "I'd love to drink your piss out of that bud light bottle, baby" works almost everytime.
OMG do not say that!! LMFAO!!
You poor bastard hahaha
ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!
Ahh another retard from this blessed state of Louisiana! Thank you for making me realize how better off I am for leaving yall!
Orignal stantheman here
Let's get some PBR or Old Style then.