When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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