God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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