I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
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i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
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Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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