Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
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