I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
You must be Logged in to post a comment
I was cleaning it and it went off in my hand, she was standing entirely too close
She wants my cock in and around my mouth..
In her hair? Why wasn't it in her mouth?
9:28-- pulling out is definately not foolproof... Ever heard of pre cum?
9:19 - Pulling out is fullproof....
hahahahaha that happened to me in college a couple years ago and my friends will NOT let it go.
9:28 I know of at least 3 girls who got pregnant from using the pull out method. How is it fool proof?
Still possible if all he did was pull out and fire, pulling out isn't foolproof
Remember, if you swallow it instead, not only do you avoid getting pregnant, but you hair also stays clean.
Exactly 10:32... AND, semen is a great source of protein for women!
For the love all humanity, OP, please don't ever reproduce. Ever. Why don't you get on the pill you dumb fuckhole.
nope 6:09, you're incorrect. precum actually CAN get a girl pregnant
i blew a load in her hair and she texted me this...how is it a bad night...idiots...
how is this a BAD night? don't get that part...
When I take over the world I'm hiding birth control in everyone's oatmeal. Tired of you "pull-out" idiots making tard-babies.
I dont' think she knows about pregnancy through osmosis yet :(
^^ which is only a concern if youve wacked off recently, yeah we all get it fucktard.
9:17 --> made of all things man.
9:19 --> clearly just managed to pass his 9th grade sex ed class.
11:21 --> pre-cum, by definition, is BEFORE the cum. it cleans the urethra to make way for semen, and therefore doesn't contain sperm. jackass. it's not a question of "pre-cum", it's fucking CUM before you pull out that gets you.
i love sluts in and around philly
10:32- Solid point.
Me and some of my friends had a discussion the other day about what to do with cum. We all came to the conclusion that swallowing is best because there is nothing to clean and unlike spitting youre not sitting with cum in your mouth for even longer than need be. It's totally the way to go.
If your a dude its a bad night
I once came in some girls hair... she was too drunk to remember what happened that night. We went to go eat breakfast the next morning with her friends and she said to the entire table "Why is my hair sticky?" One of her friends looked at me and said "I don't know..... ____, do you know why?".
There was an extremely looong pause.....
at least it wasn't in her ass hair.
Or was it?
Shut the fuck up 9:19
a) he's right, i know from personal experience and
b) where the hell is this girl txting from so i remember never to go there and bang the hairy sluts?