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  • 64 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 10:01pm

    nope 6:09, you're incorrect. precum actually CAN get a girl pregnant

  • 54 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 10:40am

    Exactly 10:32... AND, semen is a great source of protein for women!

  • 55 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 12:34pm

    When I take over the world I'm hiding birth control in everyone's oatmeal. Tired of you "pull-out" idiots making tard-babies.

  • 60 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 5:58am

    10:32- Solid point. Me and some of my friends had a discussion the other day about what to do with cum. We all came to the conclusion that swallowing is best because there is nothing to clean and unlike spitting youre not sitting with cum in your mouth for even longer than need be. It's totally the way to go.

  • 45 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 9:35am

    I was cleaning it and it went off in my hand, she was standing entirely too close

  • 44 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 3:53pm

    For the love all humanity, OP, please don't ever reproduce. Ever. Why don't you get on the pill you dumb fuckhole.

  • 45 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 11:19am

    i blew a load in her hair and she texted me this...how is it a bad night...idiots...

  • 43 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 10:32am

    Remember, if you swallow it instead, not only do you avoid getting pregnant, but you hair also stays clean.

  • 44 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 11:31am

    ^^ which is only a concern if youve wacked off recently, yeah we all get it fucktard.

  • 46 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 9:17am

    She wants my cock in and around my mouth..

  • 41 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 9:28am

    9:19 - Pulling out is fullproof....

  • 46 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 12:25pm

    9:28 I know of at least 3 girls who got pregnant from using the pull out method. How is it fool proof?

  • 38 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 4:33pm

    In her hair? Why wasn't it in her mouth?

  • 46 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 8:11am

    at least it wasn't in her ass hair. Or was it?

  • 42 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 12:04pm

    hahahahaha that happened to me in college a couple years ago and my friends will NOT let it go.

  • 44 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 9:19am

    Still possible if all he did was pull out and fire, pulling out isn't foolproof

  • 42 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 11:21am

    9:28-- pulling out is definately not foolproof... Ever heard of pre cum?

  • 39 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 11:08am

    If your a dude its a bad night

  • 38 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 9:27am

    I dont' think she knows about pregnancy through osmosis yet :(

  • 42 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 6:09pm

    9:17 --> made of all things man. 9:19 --> clearly just managed to pass his 9th grade sex ed class. 11:21 --> pre-cum, by definition, is BEFORE the cum. it cleans the urethra to make way for semen, and therefore doesn't contain sperm. jackass. it's not a question of "pre-cum", it's fucking CUM before you pull out that gets you.

  • 39 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 9:12am

    i love sluts in and around philly

  • 47 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 11:31pm

    a) he's right, i know from personal experience and b) where the hell is this girl txting from so i remember never to go there and bang the hairy sluts?

  • 41 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 10:54am

    how is this a BAD night? don't get that part...

  • 33 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 12:47pm

    I once came in some girls hair... she was too drunk to remember what happened that night. We went to go eat breakfast the next morning with her friends and she said to the entire table "Why is my hair sticky?" One of her friends looked at me and said "I don't know..... ____, do you know why?". There was an extremely looong pause.....

  • 39 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 9:20am

    Shut the fuck up 9:19