Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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