I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
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your wife might be getting the point but it's obvious she's not getting it from you
i loled so hard.
In soviet Russia, soviet Russia jokes make YOU
8:13 is not the self made man he claims to be he is a spoiled little bitch who wants to make a bunch of anonymous strangers feel like they not as good as him when really we all know that his daddy jerks him off right before he tucks him in at night
Yeah, your wife thinks you are a prick.
In soviet russia the point gets your wife
In soviet russia neighbor jerks you and bangs your wife!
i wish people like YOU would shut the fuck up about soviet russia... shit like that is just fucking annoying and it's not even close to being funny.. what the hell do you think you're trying to do? it's so immature and obnoxious. go to hell stupid fuck
That's the best I've heard today. Hahahaha
No, i've been the wife; prolly just pissed her off.
Hey Russia, score!!!
What point was your wife suppose to get??? The fact that the neighbors can't stand you either? Quit texting this shit to people and fix your damn marriage! Chances are you are selfish and don't make your wife feel special so she doesn't bother pleasing you.
8:13 doesn't count if your mommy and daddy give it to you... Some people have to live in an apartment.
I'd like to marry 8:13 ;)
8:13 = trust fund.
Oh the rich uncles.
I am married and i get a ton of sex/bjs whenever i want. Wives that dont give it up as punishment are fucking stupid. Its a hungery dog that gets into the trash.
8:37 you shut the fuck up.
9:03 this is 8:13 if you know who my dad is then tell the fucker he is a pussy for not sticking around. As for my mom she makes $12 an hour. Mommy and daddy didn't give me a penny.
nobody cares nobody cares nobody fucking cares
Aim for twice a day! She'll get the point
The sex doesn't stop when you get married, unless the wife turns into a greasy fat frigid piggy. Marriage is guaranteed sex for life!
I stopped having sex with my now ex-husband because he stopped putting any effort into sex and couldn't keep a damn job. So, I didn't keep him.
I hate being from midmo
yes, decopanda! i stopped having sex with my ex hubby when he got fired and refused to get a job. i told him it felt like he was a child, and who could be sexually attracted to a child?? (you know what i mean! i'm not a pedo!)
All the thumbs down are obviously single. I feel your pain brother.
"Marriage is guaranteed sex" needs both a ring and a clue.
Haha wow. I am never getting married. It's true sex stops. And lol you're married. Get a fucking house where your neighbors can't hear you. Stupid apartment people. I am 19 years old. And I own my own house/car/business. And FIRST.
how would you know it's true that sex stops if you're not married? right, you wouldn't, shut the fuck up.