why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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