i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
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Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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